Last Word Fun Rewards TOP II Points

For centuries, countless sea tales have been passed down from one old scurvy dog to another.  Sure, long bouts of rum might've blown some of the stories out of proportion, but who needs to bother with facts when you're spinnin' a rippin' good yarn?

One recent story is true however. The official TOP fan count has hit 12,000 and we;re thanking everyone for "fanning" us by offering up one of our most enjoyable events! True to the rum-fueled storytellers who always blew everything out of proportion, this event will have everyone distorting everyone's message, save for one word! Everyone who posts will have to make a new sentence which begins with the last word from the previous post.

Rewards
The Top 3 posters (people with the highest number of posts) will win 400 TOP II points.

Event Period
September 1st to September 7th  EDT(GMT-4)

Event Rules
1. Each post must be at least 6 words in length.
2. Posters may not reply to their own sentences. They should only post a reply to another person's sentence. 
3. No offensive language is allowed in any posts.
4. Any post which violates the three rules above will be disqualified.
5. For disqualified posts, the next poster should continue from the last qualified post.
6. The TOP team reserves the right to final interpretation of event rules and rewards

What are you waiting for, mateys? Join in the fun now and while writing your own legend, don't let simple things like facts get in the way!